I just found $25 I didn't know I had in my pocket.
I was really excited about that for some reason.
I sort of felt like I was a kid.
When I was a kid $25 was probably more money than I'd ever had at any one time in my life. $25 was sacred -- it was to be feared, honoured, respected and loved.
I don't care about money these days, but when I was a kid I did.
I think life would be better for me, if I cared more about money.
I think I'll try and be more careful with my money from now on, because it's nice to have $25.
Of course, when I was a kid, $25 was worth more than it is these days...
Still, I think I made my point.
How good that feeling would've been, until you realised that illegal internet aphrodisiacs have sky rocketed costing u an extra 25 bucks for a throbbing good time.
Yeah, the price of illegal internet aphrodisiacs is really becoming a bit of problem. Particularly since only about 30% of my orders actually make it through customs..
Oh, and: fuck you muelby.