I was impressed by the bouncers this evening.
Usually I hate those guys, because they undermine the principles of natural justice by being judge, jury and executioner.
However, if I had to pick anyone to be a judge, jury and executioner I'd pick a 140 kg islander.
Those guys are awesome.
They have the most placid temperament, are extremely assertive and accepting of people who are not like them.
Bouncers are in fact model citizens.
Further, they are working while you are getting drunk.