Me, not a geek, eh?
Well it must be true, because I don't read slashdot. You know, I never really have. Sure, I've known about it as long as you have, I know what it's about, etc. Firstly, news on slashdot very rarely matters. Seriously. Secondly, geek is not cool. Understand? Good. Now go away, I've got a few hundred slashdot RSS items to delete.