When I went to get my eyes tested I had to do a few eye tests (erm.. obviously..)
The first test was on a machine where you look through a lens and stuff comes up on a screen.
When you see squiggles, you're supposed to press a button.
I did the best I could, and when I was finished, I asked the doctor how I'd done.
He said yeah, you got them all... and a few more.
In other words, he suspected that I was trying to fake him out.
That just pissed me off, because I hadn't attempted any such thing.
Today I had to do an aural test. They play noises and you press the button when you hear them.
After I'd finished the test, I asked the doctor: “So, did I lie?”, with a big smile on my face.
He answered: “No. You didn't lie.”
“So how's my hearing?”
“It's good. It's NORMAL.”
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Best doctors in the world! :)
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