I can't get God to reply to my prayers, so I'm hoping he'll see this post:
God, can I get the status of your divine intervention? My project is due Monday. Thank you.
I fixed your dishwasher; can't you just be satisfied?
(nice one Stuart :)
btw, Did you see that Rick gave you props for being a deep thinking mega-braind nerd..? 
There I go, ruining my credibility again.
By the way, this post was just taking the mickey out of Mr Sells .
It *was* you, wasn't it Stuart..? Confess! :)
Did I have you going for a second?
Actually, I even got the Sells reference. See how socially cutting-edge and relevant I am? :)
(I was convinced it was you, it wasn't until after I posted that I had a shadow of doubt..)