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Beer.

Thu Jun 24 17:19:00 UTC+1000 2004

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It's an oldie, but a goodie. Thx Dave!

John.

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At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
brewing organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's
conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we
make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all gimme
a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein
Becks, der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. please."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"


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