It's an oldie, but a goodie. Thx Dave!
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
brewing organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we
make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all – gimme
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me ein
Becks, der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"