This one in from a certain individual who's never done them ones.
A woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.
"Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry...but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's OK," commented the women.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient. Again the woman screamed "Oh my God! How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied..."Same Illness, better health plan."