Oh, I think you know what's coming.
Real World Developer Centre
The money shot?
Well, I did hear that Microsoft has recently employed Chris Sells to do some modelling for them. (Hmm... I just went to find the article on Don Box's blog, but it seems to have been removed... perhaps it was just April's Fool Day madness..?)
At any rate, I figure that if Chris is going to be doing modelling, he's almost certainly going to want the input of the world's leading programmer fashion consultant .
Thus, I'm preparing my portfolio... :)