I notice that chronology only has relevance down to the minute.
What a shitty blog.
If I were you, then I wouldn't come here anymore.
If you were me, you would be writing my blog, and this one would not exist. Nor would you, as you would be me. Nor would I, as I would be you.
As you can see, it's quite important that I continue to come here. ;)
Very well. Carry on. :)