(2003 to 2005)

Joke for the day

Tue Feb 1 22:34:00 UTC+1100 2005


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

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