15 days, 1418 (no.. wiat.. 1419) spams to firstname.lastname@example.org.
I expect that by the end of this month my penis will be 13 inches long and erect all the time. I also have some great stock tips where I'll be investing the 2.37 million dollars that I'm getting as a commission on a secret deal or two that I've got going on at the moment with some people who are having trouble getting money out of their country. I've been keeping up with all the Microsoft security updates that they are so kindly sending me via e-mail (saves me having to keep track of them on their web site, there are so many of them!). I'm pretty sure the anti-agin cream is kicking in already, and I have all the best insurance.
I LOVE SPAM!