I'm so glad I'm a smoker right now.
I feel the relief in every cell of my body.
Woodwork Brad, your computer cigarette lighter just saved at least one device in my place from imminent destruction.
Unfortunately, I lost a phone yesterday.
I think a keyboard will be next.
Although my mouse does spend a dangerous amount of time in my hand.
I'd be lying if I didn't admit to having thought of the fish tank.
Which reminds me...