Hold on a second...
My face isn't numb at all.
I can actually feel every single hair in my beard.
It's like my beard just suddenly started weighing a kilo.
When I flap my hand to wave air at my face, I can feel it in the hair on my face.
It's like I can feel every single hair protruding from the holes in my skin that they grow from.
Maybe I should go have a shave...
...or not. I actually like this feeling.
It feels like my face is made from stone.