(2003 to 2005)

What I've learned from Group Hug

Mon Sep 13 16:23:00 UTC+1000 2004


If you have an electric tooth brush in your house, then the females that live in your house have masturbated with it at some point. End of story.

It is not wise to leave your pubescent children at home alone with your pets. In fact, pets seem to be a bad idea altogether.

Now, pretend to be shocked, disgusted, and outraged if you like.

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