(2003 to 2005)

The Internet

Wed Aug 18 05:18:00 UTC+1000 2004


Any which way you look at it the Internet is a nervous system.

I can't believe how foolishly we've entrusted Microsoft, Google and Yahoo with it.

If the Internet was compared to the nervous system of a human, I'm pretty sure that would be a nerve ending in the vicinity of the sphincter.

I make noise when a dick goes in, or shit comes out.

It seems my noises must be handled by reflexive responders in the base of the spine.

I never make it to the brain, but there is definitely some discernible twitching going on.

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