Any which way you look at it the Internet is a nervous system.
I can't believe how foolishly we've entrusted Microsoft, Google and Yahoo with it.
If the Internet was compared to the nervous system of a human, I'm pretty sure that blog.jj5.net would be a nerve ending in the vicinity of the sphincter.
I make noise when a dick goes in, or shit comes out.
It seems my noises must be handled by reflexive responders in the base of the spine.
I never make it to the brain, but there is definitely some discernible twitching going on.
(This message bought to you by blog.jj5.net: We put the 'ass' in 'crass'.)