(2003 to 2005)


Tue Jul 20 02:08:00 UTC+1000 2004


How is it, that Coca Cola's branding initiatives have been so effective, that if I were to walk into a bar, and ask for a 'cola' I'd feel like a pompous wanker..?

Why is it that I'd feel like a pussy, or need some kind of excuse (like “I'm driving“) to be *excused* for my decision not to purchase an alcoholic beverage. (p.s. If you think a capacity for drinking alcohol is 'tough' I'm fucking way tougher than you buddy ;)

And why, oh why, oh.. (spells Yo-yo!) ..why, if I ask for raspberry flavoring in it, do they always fucking look sideways and me with a disapproving scowl?

You know what? Screw you guys. I'm doing it anyway.


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