Paranoia, with my branding all over it.
You know, there's every day 'normal' paranoia, but then there's a John Elliot level of paranoia.
A cut above the rest.
John Elliot. (founder of John Elliot Paranoia Pty. Limited 1980)
[Update: they obviously haven't met co-founder, Franky. Feeves everywhere!]
I'd give you a link, but Yahoo doesn't work in my browser. Something about how it won't accept cookies. Oh well. Yahoo sucks anyway.